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With Irv needing to return to work and me being out of commission…

A special someone came to rescue and minister to our family today.

For the sake of confidentiality, she/he will remain anonymous.

This special someone just sent me this funny  email recounting the day’s events, and I had to share.

While today was not-so-typical for medical reasons, some things just never change around here…

I thought you might get a chuckle of their “notes”.

FYI, I did not write this, therefore I could not have been referring to myself!

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Salisbury Adventure Notes 2/9/10

Lest we forget.

Keep an eye out for clearance bedpan.

Always vacuum floors before depositing baby, to ensure bacon-free scooching excursions.

Threaten the entire male species residents, under the age of 10, to pick up their Legos; unless they wish them to be sucked up by the vacuum.

Turn all the ceiling fans on to dissipate predominant poop smell in bedrooms.

Always make sassy kids talk on the phone to their dads-at-work. (Puts the fear in ‘em, you know.)

Never pick up the toys in the morning.

Always order pizza for dinner when cooks are scarce.

DO stash wintergreen-sinus-opening gum and baseballs caps in vehicles, in case of last-minute appointments. (A bra would be a good idea, too.)

and of course,

Never use a breast pump whilst standing at drive-way/front facing window.

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Thank you, sweet anonymous friend… you are a blessing to our gang.  And, our home is grateful too!

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